"Justin Young" (jus1029) 09/05/2013 at 23:49 • Filed to: Satire

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You would not believe this but my jobless mother found a website that pays her $0.50/day! Now, we have a better car, house and a new dad! Check out the link and you will never regret it! !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

Shut up, spammers.

PRBot II > Justin Young 09/05/2013 at 23:51

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I'm still waiting for my free iPad.

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Justin Young 09/05/2013 at 23:54

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Now you can afford to drink Pißwasser.

scoob > PRBot II 09/05/2013 at 23:54

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I was selected to win an iPod Nano because I was some site's millionth visitor.

Telumektar > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 09/05/2013 at 23:57

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And fly on Juank-Air!

daender > Justin Young 09/05/2013 at 23:57

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Needs more alcohol patches.

Leadbull > PRBot II 09/05/2013 at 23:57

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IT'S NOT MY FAULT FEDEX CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF A FREAKING PACKAGE

Justin Young > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 09/05/2013 at 23:58

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Pißwasser, don't drink it slow,
3 a.m., buy some blow,
Sleep in the bathroom on the floor,
What really matters anymore?

Pißwasser, this is beer!
Drive drunk off a pier!
Pißwasser, drink all day!
It helps your troubles go away, yeah yeah!

Justin Young > Telumektar 09/06/2013 at 00:00

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I rather fly on Plummet Airlines!

PRBot II > Leadbull 09/06/2013 at 00:00

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:/

Leadbull > PRBot II 09/06/2013 at 00:05

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It's supposed to show the Cast Away plane crash scene.

Oh, well. Found the iPad.

PRBot II > Leadbull 09/06/2013 at 00:10

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I hope it's not water damaged.

Telumektar > Justin Young 09/06/2013 at 00:16

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A man can dream.

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Leadbull 09/06/2013 at 01:05

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IT'S NOT YOU FAULT YOUTUBE CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF A FREAKING VIDEO

Brewman15 > Justin Young 09/06/2013 at 07:38

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Not to worry. The prince of Nigeria contacted me via e-mail last week to tell me I won the Spanish national lottery...oddly enough, and I don't even remember buying a ticket.

Anyways, after I wired him some good faith money, he promised to put my winnings check in the e-mail post haste, so since I'm now rich I'd be willing to make a donation to help get rid of these spammers.