![]() 09/05/2013 at 23:49 • Filed to: Satire | ![]() | ![]() |
You would not believe this but my jobless mother found a website that pays her $0.50/day! Now, we have a better car, house and a new dad! Check out the link and you will never regret it! !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
Shut up, spammers.
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I'm still waiting for my free iPad.
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Now you can afford to drink Pißwasser.
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I was selected to win an iPod Nano because I was some site's millionth visitor.
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And fly on Juank-Air!
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Needs more alcohol patches.
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IT'S NOT MY FAULT FEDEX CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF A FREAKING PACKAGE
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Pißwasser, don't drink it slow,
3 a.m., buy some blow,
Sleep in the bathroom on the floor,
What really matters anymore?
Pißwasser, this is beer!
Drive drunk off a pier!
Pißwasser, drink all day!
It helps your troubles go away, yeah yeah!
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I rather fly on Plummet Airlines!
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:/
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It's supposed to show the Cast Away plane crash scene.
Oh, well. Found the iPad.
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I hope it's not water damaged.
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A man can dream.
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IT'S NOT YOU FAULT YOUTUBE CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF A FREAKING VIDEO
![]() 09/06/2013 at 07:38 |
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Not to worry. The prince of Nigeria contacted me via e-mail last week to tell me I won the Spanish national lottery...oddly enough, and I don't even remember buying a ticket.
Anyways, after I wired him some good faith money, he promised to put my winnings check in the e-mail post haste, so since I'm now rich I'd be willing to make a donation to help get rid of these spammers.